( #Lefty, #JerseyShore ) NOTE: This story is being republished and reformatted from another section of my website. It was originally written in 2006. Thanks to idiots who don’t know how to enjoy things, the names have been changed to protect the not-innocent. The story takes place in the summer of 2001. My friends and […]
Read More Projectile Vomit and Mean Joe’s Car( #KidRock, #Thanksgiving ) On Thanksgiving, recovering from eating to much at my parents house, I am half passed out on my parents couch and not paying attention to the television. I notice the football game is on and could care less. It is half time…. Out of the blue, my old man says “Thats […]
Read More Thanksgiving Memories: Mean Joe and Kid RockNOTE: People seemed to love yesterday’s story which got me thinking of a specific ride that had much more of an impact on me as a child. I hope you read it with the humor it is intended to have, but I think you need to know my father to fully appreciate it. It was […]
Read More Stories: The Most Awkward Car Ride TooAfter indulging in too much beer and Vietnamese food last night, I went to sleep. At some point in the night, dream sequences began to take over and while I forgot most of them, this one particular dream managed to stay with me… The setting was formal, like it was a wedding or a charity […]
Read More Dreamscapes: My Dad & R.E.M.