( #Gonzo, #PJWhelihans ) Walking into the bar, I was immediately repulsed by the smell of cheap perfume, over cooked chicken wings, and something else… The building was schizophrenic: part pub, catering hall, concert venue, and whore house. The women surrounding the bar looked defeated, their breasts heaved upwards slightly exposed with ovals cut in […]
Read More PJ Whelihans is Decadent and Depraved( #Dogs, #WCIU ) Hi readers, one of my friends in Chicago entered her dog in a local TV contest. Looks like Chester has a chance to win a spot in a TV ad, please vote for him. Click here to vote for Chester!
Read More Favor: Vote for Chester the Dog( #Lefty, #JerseyShore ) NOTE: This story is being republished and reformatted from another section of my website. It was originally written in 2006. Thanks to idiots who don’t know how to enjoy things, the names have been changed to protect the not-innocent. The story takes place in the summer of 2001. My friends and […]
Read More Projectile Vomit and Mean Joe’s Car( #Philadelphia, #Eagles ) I don’t even need to say anything, read this: A college professor from Lower Macungie Township who wrote a book about the first 50 years of the NFL knew Philly fans had a reputation for mistreating visiting fans, but the Wisconsin native said he didn’t know how bad it could be […]
Read More Why I don’t like Fan-actics( #iphone, #verizon, #rant ) After years of rumors, Verizon and Apple introduced a version of the iPhone that will work on the Verizon network. In the days leading to this announcement, many fanboys and fangirls have been commenting on how this will change their lives. Allow me to summarize: …now my life is complete. […]
Read More RANT: Verizon has the iPhone…